WHO HAS MET GINO, THE GREENEST BRAIN ON EARTH?

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It’s a domsai invasion, a taking over, a stealthy ever-increasing presence on the planet…it’s the domsai, and their numbers are growing ever steadily as each day passes.  You profess to having never seen one?  Next time you’re standing in line, waiting for that hipster barista to get moving on your double shot soy latte, something white and green will catch your eye – it’s a domsai!  Right there, behind the coffee beans!  Or you’ll be passing your coworker’s desk, as you do every morning, and bam – sitting quietly behind the pencil sharpener will be another of these guys.  Perhaps not the exact same one, but one of the same species.

What is going on?

It’s simple, really.  These innocuous creatures with their green, safely-enclosed brains, and their sturdy white legs, have chosen our inhabitants as the caretakers of their population.  Our propensity to care for those things smaller than us and seemingly more fragile, coupled with the fact that good hot dogs are readily available in large quantities anywhere you go, have made us the optimal choice.  (Cats would just scratch them to an agonizing death, dolphins would play with them and inevitably lose them in the depths of the ocean, etc.)

We should feel honored, really…we are in charge of bringing back to life a species that almost went extinct.  And they’re happy to show their gratitude by standing quietly and peacefully wherever we put them, demanding only some water from time to time, and a few sweet nothings whispered through their glass dome.

Stay tuned for future pictures of Gino,  our own domsai making new friends.

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